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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
Height5' 11" (180 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBald
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairMoustache
Best featureEyes
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionAmputee
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes
My attractiveness:Average

Situation

Relationship StatusMarried
Has childrenTwo
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
AvailabilityDiscreetly
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyEntertainment / Media
Employment StatusUnemployed
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleDisabled TV watcher, web surfing engineer

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
My perfect matchOne that lights the first time you rub it on the side of the box. Blow it out and save it!
Our first dateAlka seltzer for heartburn. Cause I'm going to eat too much spicy shit

Fetishes

FetishesHigh Heels, Lace / Lingerie, Panty, Pantyhose / Stockings

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:A few times a year
Sex isOK, but I prefer masturbation
Most partners at once:Threesome M/F/F
Dirty talkTurns me on
Night life:Strip clubs

Sexual Interests

CybersexI enjoy it more than real sex
Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isNot my thing
Sex toys:Clitoral stimulator, Cock ring, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Size matterNo, Not at all
"Off Limits":Poop, and you have to really be special to pee&